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Written by Bonefish Sam
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Saturday, 17 December 2005 |
The old heads agree: the scene isn't what it used to be. Or ain't in some cases.
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Last Updated ( Friday, 30 May 2008 )
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Written by Bonefish Sam
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Friday, 16 December 2005 |
It's been so cold that everybody is wearing shirts, even tough guys.
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Last Updated ( Friday, 30 May 2008 )
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Written by Pat
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Tuesday, 06 September 2005 |
- Put a bullet in his fucking brain.
- Put rat poison in his tea.
- Tie him to a chair and gouge out his eyes with a sharpened-down screwdriver.
- Smother him during his afternoon nap.
- Cut off his leg with a rusty ax and beat him to death with it.
- Break dishes over his head until he bleeds to death.
- Tie him to a giant cross and slash his wrists, laughing
hysterically and taunting him as you and your friends watch him suffer
and cry.
- Hold his wife and children hostage and threaten to torture
them if he does not eat a rozor-filled apple. Relish in his agony as he
eats the torturous fruit and bleeds to death.
- Sneak up behind him and slit his throat ear-to-ear.
- Push him out of an open window at the top of a tall building.
- Get into a car and run him over repeatedly.
- Pay a bunch of bums to wear massive strap-on dildos and rape him until he internally bleeds to death.
- Turn him loose in the forest and then hunt him down like an animal.
- Kidnap him, tie him down, and inject AIDS-infested blood into him.
- Force him into a broken refrigerator and chain it shut so he suffocates.
- Put a great big ax into his fucking skull.
- Tiw him to a railroad track and rudely mock him as a train decapitates him.
- Drown him in raw sewage.
- Soak him in gasoline and set him on fire.
- Bury him alive.
- Tie him up in a room full of TVs playing cooking shows and starve him to death.
- Starve a caged tiger for a few days, and then put a wounded Ringo into the cage.
- Hang him from the ceiling and throw darts at him.
- Castrate him with a rusty ax and watch him bleed to death, screaming and crying.
- Get a group of your friends help you stomp him to death.
- Tie him down, put an excessively large funnel in his mouth, and pour a can of paint down his throat.
- Smash his face in with a hammer.
- Strip him naked and let him freeze to death in a very cold freezer.
- Cut off his arms and legs and put his miserable stump in an oven.
- Hang him with piano wire.
- Staple his eyelids shut and stab him in the back.
- Knock him out and throw him into the river in a bag full of rocks.
- Drop cinder block after cinder block on his head.
- Skin him alive.
- Force him to drink bottles and bottles of common household cleaning agents.
- Beat him to death with the butt of a revolver, then fill his stupid, rotten corpse with bullets.
- Forcefully inject Windex into his arm.
- Tear out his heart and show it to him efore he dies.
- Throw rocks at him until he dies.
On any given week, Pat can be found putting out a new issue of his own
zine, Rainbo Ghetto, and playing in two or more bands. You might also
find him underage drinking. Pat is pure evil. |
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Last Updated ( Friday, 30 May 2008 )
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